The Canadian mating ritual involves elaborate pancake flipping techniques and eligible males must be able to present a mate with a perfect poutine. If he cannot, the female will reject him.
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans
why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans
why is it such a hard concept to grasp that trix are for kids and not rabbits
Pretty sure soy beans aren’t kept pregnant in disgusting conditions for years so they produce milk and then get slaughtered when too old or sick to reproduce…
That rabbit can step off thouhj.
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look
Fine with all of these nhl players and whatever…. the AHL player I have a minute crush on comes over and I can’t feel my legs anymore