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The Canadian mating ritual involves elaborate pancake flipping techniques and eligible males must be able to present a mate with a perfect poutine. If he cannot, the female will reject him.

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this is all i could think of while watching the 50 shades of grey trailer

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veganvibez:

Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that trix are for kids and not rabbits

Pretty sure soy beans aren’t kept pregnant in disgusting conditions for years so they produce milk and then get slaughtered when too old or sick to reproduce…


That rabbit can step off thouhj.

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you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

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